Just in time for Christmas comes Cecelia Aherns brilliant new Romantic comedy, ‘Who’s your Daddy’, the sequel to her acclaimed story, ‘Got Here Through Her Own Skill and Talent.’ Sorcha is bubbly, brainy and beautiful, but keeps meeting pathetic men without degrees in medicine or law. Until that is, she meets Fintin, a mysterious stranger [...]
And so, with a massive funding short fall to make up, Marshmallow lifts the heavy mantle and wields the axe; clearing away the brambles and gristle, it’s the Marshmallow Ladyboy Jesus Guide to Saving College Cash. So, get rid of this lot: The “Irish” Language Come on lads, it’s been dead a long while. The [...]
November 5th, Year of my Lord, 2008 Woke up this morning, and looked over at Mrs Hego. Her aches must have woken her again as she was moaning terribly. She suffers horribly from a chronic pain in her upper thighs and has a battery operated massager, which is the only thing that offers her any [...]
Residents and business owners of Dublin’s thriving Dame St quarter are up in arms over the recent arrival of a drug rehabilitation and drop in centre. The building, located on one of Georgian Dublin’s most magnificent streets has become a haven for bedraggled addicts, whose soiled garments and uncommon stench are creating a public eyesore.Trinity [...]
A nun describes moment Gerry Ryan beat her with a billyclub and urinated on her hair as “the scariest thing I’ve ever had to endure”. The horrifying attack took place on the North Circular Rd last Wednesday eve, just as the night drew in and the birds scattered to the trees. Sister Jemima Puddleduck was [...]
So John McCain is sat there in the office weighing up the relative merits of Romney and Lieberman as running mates for the 2008 ticket, when in walks Rove. He’s got this big shit-eating grin on him and an erection. “John, you gotta see this – you’re going to love it.” And then there’s this [...]
Monday Did shopping, McCain Oven Fries are up sixty seven cents. Probably because of the name. I don’t like to complain, but that is blatantly outrageous, especially considering the recession. Stood at customer service desk for seven minutes, but no one came. Tuesday Brought brochure home with lots of lovely photographs of Malaga. Niamh said [...]
America and the world weep tonight and into the future for the loss of its great Anarcho-Cynicalist hope. Following the assassination of President Elect Barak Hussain Obama, at some point in late November of this year, the world will have been rocked to its very foundation. The dark heart of America’s terrible love affair with [...]
The Marshmallow Ladyboy Jesus 2008 Father of the Year prize goes to Josef Fritzl. Congratulations Mr. Fritzl! After all, can any man be said to have loved his own daughter more completely or more frequently? Fritzel spend years constructing a secure, private and fully furnished apartment for his little girl. He helped support her numerous [...]
It’s well known fact that I, Quim La Douche, am drawn, like a fish to a thorny yet delicious hook, to strong women; and my current interviewee is no exception. Her firm grip on international relations has a hard tug on my loins, and we’re only ten minutes into the interview. Born Conchita Maria Elvira [...]