As you may be aware, Marshmallow Ladyboy Jesus Online Internet Comedy Magazine Blog is a product of the Jackdaw Comedy Network, Ireland’s largest, most feared and indeed only online comedy Network. Decimated by the econopolypse our corporate finances, once the envy of publishing barons from Robert Maxwellhouse to Rupert Baracus, have like the greedy kiosks [...]
Dermot Byrne brings you the second of his audio comedy series ‘Fantastic Tales of Jesus‘. This week, ‘The Diary of St Paul’. Download: The Diary of St Paul (3.75 Meg, MP3) These gentle tales are sponsored by the cool fresh taste of Maureen’s Delicious Grape Wine, the wine that makes you go “More Wine Maureen!”.
Jesus has recently been informed of the difficulties facing his altbros trying to maintain their brand integrity. Even UrbanBros can feel less real since Kanye made ‘project SceneBro’ mainstream. These days P4K is the new MTV, and Zane Lowe Billy Zane thinks it’s cool to dir3ct tweehop vids; it’s harder than ever to know just [...]
Jesus Notes: I’ve written what may be the worlds nerdiest joke. A joke so dweebish, it was necessary to learn the mathematical scripting language Latex in order to tell it. There follows the joke. Renowned expert Doctor Scientist has developed a methodology to precisely calculate the duration required to return to a base level of [...]
Previously on Dublin Sex Man: Part 1, Part 2 Monday 8PM Working on Capel St. It’s not so bad, we get a staff discount – 30% on toys, 17% on porno. Feel a bit like that young one with the cancer in Fight Club, ‘I have lubricants and sex aids, but can’t find anyone to [...]
In today’s exclusive dose of original comedy and or commentary – Have you noticed we bring you some every single day? If your girlfriend gave you so much sugar you’d have diabetes – Dermot Byrne introduces us to the first of his Fantastic Tales of Jesus. FTOJ on MLBJ is IMHO one of the greatest [...]
There exists a certain character that I, in my capacities as a scientist, and you The Simple Students of Ireland, are well acquainted with. Heading home to Laois, Maynooth or Skibbereen on the Bus Eireann, and not too fancy for it, thank you very much, one regularly encounters this nefarious individual. Indeed it must be [...]
Shock today as Michael O’Leary announces plans to charge passengers for actually flying to their destinations. Controversial boom time poster child O’Leary has been rapped in the past for his airline’s bullying staff, it’s tight arsed baggage fees, and it’s crude and bawdy adverts – but the new plan, which sets a price for the [...]
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[This is a sequel to the Diary of a Dublin Sex Man column, run in Piranha 2008. You can check the first column out here]. Monday 10 PM Got a voice mail from the Rotunda. Letting me go- something about the bad publicity. Fuming!. Caught half an episode of Coupling on UK Gold. Three stars, [...]
