JJ Abrams, man of mystery? Yes
Alias, Felicity, Star Trek… Fine mysteries all, exciting adventures, thrilling journeys with insolvable puzzles at their hearts, but what else do they have in common? All are products of the creative genius of one man: Enigmatic writer and producer Jolly Jim Abrams. Within the industry of making television and cinema [...]
Bukowski, drinking
You can imagine how flattered, and indeed surprised we were to receive a package purporting to contain an original and as yet unpublished volume of work by that uncouth folk hero of the American literary landscape, Mr Henry Charles Bukowski.
Bukowski’s earthy masculine novels and plain verse poetry earned him the moniker ‘The Prince of [...]
Dermot Byrne brings you the latest episode in his blasphemous audio comedy series ‘Fantastic Tales of Jesus‘. This week, ‘Jesus at the dole office’.
Download: Jesus at the dole office (3.9 Meg, MP3)
These gentle tales are sponsored by the cool fresh taste of Maureen’s Delicious Grape Wine, the wine that makes you go “More Wine [...]
Dead Queen? Yes
Since the untimely demise of the prince of pop Michael Jackson (search engines take note), rumours have percolated like coffee that many celebrities who happen to be in the full prime of being alive, are in fact deceased. As a public service, Marshmallow Ladyboy Jesus have decided to provide a convenient list of [...]
Previous Episodes: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3
Monday 2PM
Nabbed meself two weeks off while the boss gets the bullet proof fitted. It’s me first holiyers since the divorce, so I have to make sure and go somewhere nice. These days there’s so much choice its hard to know where to stay. Malaga, Benidorm, Sangria. [...]
A letter arrived for me this morning. I beg your indulgence when I tell you that it was written in my own hand. Despite all common sense I am forced to conclude that it was written by some future me, a man condemned. I have transcribed it here, correcting spelling where necessary.
Dear Marshmallow Ladyboy Jesus,
I [...]
Child eating a sausage
New research from Swedish sexologists Klaus and Bjorne Umlaut may finally put to rest an anxiety that has plagued society since the early 1970’s. Sociologically Originated Fear of Tininess is a culture bound syndrome that leads men to focus on their perceived inadequacies. A fear doctors now say is unfounded.
Research published by [...]
Professor Richard Dawkins, evil? Yes
02/04/10
AP Press Release
In the grandiloquent rhyming scheme that is their signature, the Magic Circle, the world’s leading public association of chartered men of wand and cape, have announced the dismissal of one ‘Afredo the Munificent’, aka Richard Clinton Dawkins PHD.
Dawkins, author of such books as Deal With This, ‘God’ and Taste [...]
We’re here to make literary fiction our bitch
In our continuing blitzkrieg on the publishing industry, an heroic effort to teraform the stale airless wastes of literary fiction into an environment fit for human habitation; the Jackdaw Fool Comedy Network have joined forces with literary giant Pamela Nerfgurgler to present a series which will change the [...]
As you may be aware, Marshmallow Ladyboy Jesus Online Internet Comedy Magazine Blog is a product of the Jackdaw Comedy Network, Ireland’s largest, most feared and indeed only online comedy Network. Decimated by the econopolypse our corporate finances, once the envy of publishing barons from Robert Maxwellhouse to Rupert Baracus, have like the greedy kiosks [...]
