June 11th 2009 by Gareth Stack in Original Comedy
Jesus Notes: I’ve written what may be the worlds nerdiest joke. A joke so dweebish, it was necessary to learn the mathematical scripting language Latex in order to tell it. There follows the joke. Renowned expert Doctor Scientist has developed a methodology to precisely calculate the duration required to return to a base level of [...]
June 10th 2009 by Gareth Stack in Original Comedy
Previously on Dublin Sex Man: Part 1, Part 2 Monday 8PM Working on Capel St. It’s not so bad, we get a staff discount – 30% on toys, 17% on porno. Feel a bit like that young one with the cancer in Fight Club, ‘I have lubricants and sex aids, but can’t find anyone to [...]
June 7th 2009 by Gareth Stack in Original Comedy
There exists a certain character that I, in my capacities as a scientist, and you The Simple Students of Ireland, are well acquainted with. Heading home to Laois, Maynooth or Skibbereen on the Bus Eireann, and not too fancy for it, thank you very much, one regularly encounters this nefarious individual. Indeed it must be [...]
June 6th 2009 by Gareth Stack in Web Of Darkness
Ah James Joyce, grandfather of modernism and Ireland’s leading literary figure. He of Ulysses, Dubliners, Finnegan’s Wake, and other books you’ll never read. You are perhaps familiar with Joyce’s literary interest in the rude physicality of the human form, and the voracious lasciviousness of man’s libidinous urges, but were you aware of the tendency towards [...]
June 5th 2009 by Gareth Stack in Commentary
Hot on the heels of the paper of record’s sterling electoral journalism, and just in time for the tail end of today’s Irish local elections, we here at Marshmallow Ladyboy Jesus have compiled a comprehensive list of the five smarmiest candidates standing in the local, European and national by-elections. Certain threads run through the posters [...]
June 4th 2009 by Gareth Stack in Original Comedy
Shock today as Michael O’Leary announces plans to charge passengers for actually flying to their destinations. Controversial boom time poster child O’Leary has been rapped in the past for his airline’s bullying staff, it’s tight arsed baggage fees, and it’s crude and bawdy adverts – but the new plan, which sets a price for the [...]
June 3rd 2009 by Gareth Stack in Commentary
Something interesting is going on over at United Minds.ie. Ross O’Mullane, a candidate with no previous political experience, is running in the Dublin South constituency on a direct democracy ticket. With only two days to the June 5th elections, a candidate is standing in an Irish by election, on a platform radically opposed to representative [...]
June 2nd 2009 by Gareth Stack in Web Of Darkness
Ah, the genius of IMDB, or to be more specific, the ingenius trolling which goes on on the fora of the world famous film database. Everybody loves a good troll, a subtle, ideally undetectably ironic, undermining of the principles of sanity and civil discourse, for the purposes of cruel entertainment. A good troll does not [...]
June 1st 2009 by Gareth Stack in Original Comedy
Don’t fall prey to the recession blues. There are jobs out there for every graduate – fulfilling, ethical, creative jobs; and Marshmallow Ladyboy Jesus will help you find them. We’ve contacted seventy leading recruitment specialists, and a bevy of top employers culled from the Sunday Times ‘Best Companies to Work For’ list, to bring you [...]
May 31st 2009 by Gareth Stack in Commentary
This magazine is almost a week old, so the time seems right to address the great big Fianna fail elephant in the room. The provocation that lead to us putting this project together. Last week I attended a meeting of ‘Blasphemy Ireland‘. I’d been incensed by media reports of Dermot Ahern’s (Irish Minister for Justice, [...]