July 6th 2009 by Gareth Stack in Original Comedy
Professor Richard Dawkins, evil? Yes 02/04/10 AP Press Release In the grandiloquent rhyming scheme that is their signature, the Magic Circle, the world’s leading public association of chartered men of wand and cape, have announced the dismissal of one ‘Afredo the Munificent’, aka Richard Clinton Dawkins PHD. Dawkins, author of such books as Deal With [...]
July 2nd 2009 by Gareth Stack in Original Comedy
We’re here to make literary fiction our bitch In our continuing blitzkrieg on the publishing industry, an heroic effort to teraform the stale airless wastes of literary fiction into an environment fit for human habitation; the Jackdaw Fool Comedy Network have joined forces with literary giant Pamela Nerfgurgler to present a series which will change [...]
July 2nd 2009 by Gareth Stack in Prostitution
From time to time we’ll use Marshmallow Ladyboy Jesus’s prostitution category to promote live events and other Jackdaw ‘comedy’ projects. Today it’s time to introduce you to ‘The Invisible Tour Guide‘, our infrequent series of lie based tours of historic Dublin. This week your guide, world renowned expert Professor Byron Frump explores the dark heart [...]
June 29th 2009 by Gareth Stack in Strange Little Tales
Drogheda, today He who could take Drogheda could take Hell. ~Sir Arthur Aston Who could have imagined that a broken down old port, tossed like a slag heap of crushed dreams onto the East coast of Ireland, a place stocked with sad drunks and slow witted merchants, a garrison town – its round tower a [...]
June 28th 2009 by Gareth Stack in Original Comedy
As you may be aware, Marshmallow Ladyboy Jesus Online Internet Comedy Magazine Blog is a product of the Jackdaw Comedy Network, Ireland’s largest, most feared and indeed only online comedy Network. Decimated by the econopolypse our corporate finances, once the envy of publishing barons from Robert Maxwellhouse to Rupert Baracus, have like the greedy kiosks [...]
June 18th 2009 by Gareth Stack in Strange Little Tales
So my mom doesn’t like it that I’m single. “Oy vey, she says, I’m your mother, I worry. You’re out with those boys all the times, doing your improvised street theatre. It’s no life for a meylekh mamzer.” And she’s right you know. I’m almost thirty three years old, I’m unemployed, and I’ve never had [...]
June 17th 2009 by Gareth Stack in Original Comedy
Dermot Byrne brings you the second of his audio comedy series ‘Fantastic Tales of Jesus‘. This week, ‘The Diary of St Paul’. Download: The Diary of St Paul (3.75 Meg, MP3) These gentle tales are sponsored by the cool fresh taste of Maureen’s Delicious Grape Wine, the wine that makes you go “More Wine Maureen!”.
June 16th 2009 by Gareth Stack in Original Comedy
Jesus has recently been informed of the difficulties facing his altbros trying to maintain their brand integrity. Even UrbanBros can feel less real since Kanye made ‘project SceneBro’ mainstream. These days P4K is the new MTV, and Zane Lowe Billy Zane thinks it’s cool to dir3ct tweehop vids; it’s harder than ever to know just [...]
June 15th 2009 by Gareth Stack in Web Of Darkness
The social recommendation system Hunch.com, allows you to build expert systems (primitive artificial intelligences really) to suggest products, services or solutions to everyday problems. By entering a series of questions, and suggesting a collection of solutions, users can build miniature problem solvers, answering questions like ‘What martial art should I learn?’ or ‘Which contraceptive is [...]
June 14th 2009 by Gareth Stack in Commentary
What does it mean to be a man? What is today’s masculine paradigm? Is it the Govenator, that steroid hewn fusion of marketing mythology? Is it Alan Partridge or David Brent, swollen, broken half men, wracked with narcissistic self loathing? Is it Don Draper, the illusion of a confident misogynist? Perhaps it’s the midget machismo [...]